MadSUle5

You are superior in one way, you are better at dying.

It is not a massacar, it is pest control.

Don't believe in yourself, Believe in the me that believes in the you that believes in the one piece.

I've got a cape.

KILL MAIM BURN, KILL MAIM BURN FOR KORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAHMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have seen the light and i wasn't impressed. Darkness is my friend.

You see, i was playing this GAME and and in THE GAME... F@#K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paranoid people think that THEY and following ME.

NIPAH

Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki, Hideki,

Are you my mummy? Mmmmmmmmmmuuuuummmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyy

DIE POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think i have lost something... oh look games.

me: Excuse me miss, can i go to the toilet?
teacher: I don't know, can you?
me: Oh i'm sorry, i assumed that as you are an english teacher you would have been able to understand the context of my question. That being my asking if i can go to the toilet being a question of permision, not of capabilety. Obviously i was mistaken, so let me rephrais myself. MAY i please go to the toilet?
teacher:...
class:ROFLAO


If you are reading this, step one of evil plan is compleat.

Law, religion, poletics. Nothing is true, everything is permited.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe that we can put aside our differences, for sience, you monster.

If i win, i have won.
If i lose, im dead so it doesn't count.
If i retreat, I am giving you a break before i kick your ass.

A comet hits the earth, END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, no celebs, no tv, NO WATER, IT HASN't RAINED IN 11 Years, now, 20 people or so need to fit inside the same bath tub.

If you were a zombie, i would shoot you in the head.
If you weren't, I would shoot you in the BACK of the head and tell everyone that you were.

If life gives you lemons, your seaing things because you forgot to take your meds.

Mental relaitionships with imaginary characters are real, arn't they?

The cautios ones die at 100 and something unable to move with a tube up their ass.
Me? well i intend to Fly through the perly gates backwards and on fire while yelling at the top of my lungs.

Free hugs are my drugs.
Don't even get me started on glomps!

Any last words?
Yes... Would you like fries with that?

Any last requests?
Yes... Unlock the door, give me your gun and forget how to sound the alarm.

Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this day that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber

Did you know that a hipos sweat is pink?

No war was ever won by some por basted dying for his country. It was won by him making THEM die for THEIR country.